We had Steph's brother and sister over to work in the yard (and we whipped them with a cat-o-nine-tails and gave them only a crust of bread and a sip of water). After doing random trimmings and weed pulling, we also had Steph's mom over for dinner (since Steph's dad was out-of-town). Then, Steph's sister asks her mom if she's seen the penis bush.
"The penis bush?"
"No," I said. "It's the Penis Berry Tree."
Steph told me I named it. I thought it was collabrative. But it's a gross name, so go figure.