Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Snowmageddon, Part 4: The Return of the Returning Snow Returns


At this point, all those bone density commercials with Blythe Danner are looking pretty good. She's walking around the beach, planting flowers, all while telling us about the latest medicine to help against bone breakage. She made it seem so nice.

If I take that medicine, would I be able to walk my dog on the beach too?

And the news just mentioned another storm coming our way that could be worse than this one. I sat on the edge of my seat as Brian Williams hinted at such catastrophe. For shame Brian, for shame.